Eurohash 2011
Castle "the Berckt"
27th - 29th May 2011  
Here is the answer to all your questions: See the website! :-)
First NudeNuts answer:
He will reply in good old Hash style.
He is also The Bailiff of EH2011!
Followed by the friendly, politically correct and wise answer from the
polite & understanding Chairman himself! :-)
 
If you can?t find your question here, contact us! [Neptunus @ EuroHash2011.com]
Maybe your contribution will make it to the Mother of all F.A.Q.?s:
                                                  FART?s FAQ?s!
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Q When is EuroHash 2011?
 Nude Nuts: In 2011! See the website!
Neptunus: May 27-28-29-30 2011
   
Q Is accommodation included?
 Nude Nuts: See the website!
Neptunus: Of course! First 500 in The Castle. Friday-,Saturday- & Sundaynight.
   
Q Holland is too wet and cold for Hashing! What are you going to do about that??
 Nude Nuts: All Hashers from Sahara-, Gobi-, Tanami-, Mojave-,Patagonia- & Tabernadessert H3 will love it!
   
Q A serious answer please!
 Neptunus: An advantage of Global Warming is that The Netherlands will be sub tropical by then!
   
Q EuroHash 2011 is going to be too big!
 Nude Nuts: You must be male to complain about big!
   
Q Aghh, a serious answer please!
 Neptunus: The venue is so diverse that it won`t be difficult to find quiet areas where you can sit down, relax, have a beer and a chat.
   
Q Why is it so expensive?
 Nude Nuts: Flying to the moon is expensive!
Neptunus: This is a 3 days/nights all inclusive event! 3 breakfasts,2 lunches,3 dinners, 2 midnight snacks/suppers. All you can drink! The 10 Hash bars are open 24/3! Boats and buses are involved. Actually the € 275 is not even enough!
   
Q But I like basic events!
 Nude Nuts: F*ck off then!
Neptunus: There are plenty basic events. This time we choose for luxury and comfort. The next Euro Hash in the Netherlands will be basic. OK?
   
Q If I wanna go basic, is that possible?
 Nude Nuts: You can sleep in a box, wash yourselfe in the river, walk to the run start etc. but you still have stay pay the € 275 !
Neptunus: I agree! NN was not even that rude this time!
   
Q Can I pay in shifts?
 Nude Nuts: No, we need the intrest!
Neptunus: Of course but all has to be paid within 3 months or 3 months before EH2011.
   
Q Sh*t, now I`ll have to find another excuse not to attend the Biggest Hash Event on the continent since 1997 (Brussels EH)!
 Nude Nuts: Just say: I don`t like good fun and entertainment!
Neptunus: Blimey! Nude Nuts is right again!
   
Q OK, forget about that moron: I have serious questions now.
Are there any airports nearby?
 Nude Nuts: do I care? Do we really have to explain everything to you guys?
Neptunus: Düsseldorf, Eindhoven, Maastricht-Aachen airport are just 40 to 65 km away.
   
Q What about Schiphol/ Amsterdam Airport?
 Nude Nuts: also very close!
Neptunus: Yes, to Australian standards. It`s still 200 km from the site.
   
Q Why don`t you organiz/se a shuttleservice from Amsterdam to the Venue?
 Nude Nuts: shall we wipe your ass too?
Neptunus: If plenty Hashers tell us they arrive in Amsterdam at the same time we will arrange another pre-lube!
   
Q Another pre-lube? Are there more?
 Nude Nuts: I don`t care. We`re not responsible for that.
Neptunus: At this moment 6 (six) Bus Tours are in the making. One can already be booked: The Medieval Bus Tour from Germany to Amsterdam to the venue but e mail me first about this topic: Neptunus@EuroHash2011.com
   
Q Ok, back to the topic. Is there a shuttle service?
 Nude Nuts: I always get where I want to be by myself, why don`t you??
Neptunus:No. Not enough people arrive at the same time so only Public Transport available! The shuttle from Dusseldorf-Weeze can be booked via Internet! But don`t ask us for details! Just check out: www.EuroHash2011.com under Directions!
   
Q Should we let you know when we arrive at Düsseldorf Airport?
 Nude Nuts: No, of course not!
Neptunus: No, why! BTW: which airport: Dusseldorf International or Dusseldorf-Weeze?
   
Q Can we get a room for 2?
 Nude Nuts: I have a room for two! Are you female, blond and < 20? Then you have a room for 2! Neptunus:In the Castle all the rooms for 2 are gone.In the Holiday park, just 450 mtrs away, there are chalets with 3 rooms for 2 in each chalet.
   
Q I heard rumours about a boat. I suffer from sea sickness!
 Nude Nuts: Some genius discovered that a boat can`t bring us to the runsite! It was a 6 hours trip and then still 50 km to go: uphill!
Neptunus: I am very sorry that we had to cancel the boat. The boat trip was planned on a very dull part of the river. Also the run locations were not attractive at all.Now we take the bus and go to Valkenburg!
   
Q You know all the answers! Amazing! Do you also know if it possible to arrive on a Wednesday or Thursday at the venue?
 NudeNuts:If you register you know! Didn`t you notice the Tick Of Boxes about this item on the on line regoform??
Neptunus:Maybe this person hasn`t registered yet, NN! You can already arrive on the Wednesday/Thursday if you like. The price for the accommodation is 25 Euro per person per night.
   
Q Why do I have to pay to EH2011 for this and not directly to the Lord of the Castle?
 NudeNuts: You want to be pampered/ ass wiped like a baby but now money is involved you behave/whine like a child!
Neptunus: We got a special deal from the Lord of the Castle. You`ll pay him more than the 25 euro we charge!
   
Q Is there a train connection between Amsterdam Airport and the venue?
 NudeNuts: Argh..My pills, my pills! Of course! Rumour has it there are even cars in Holland nowadays!
Neptunus: Have some of mine, NN. All info is on this website: www.eurohash2011.com: click on [Directions] on the left and you will be enlighted!
   
Q Do you have a Taxi Booking Phone Number from Venlo for me?
 NudeNuts: No, didn`t even know they had taxis! But I have a number from a Thai Massage Parlor in Venlo!
Neptunus: In due time. We`ll see if we can make arrangements first. And it would be nice to have a number that is still valid by that time!
   
Q We need to understand pre lube- and post lube options so we can plan travel. The sooner these options are known the better - if only the dates.
 NudeNuts: Zzzz. Zzzzz.
Neptunus: Wake up NN! For the moment all pre and post are in the provisionary program. Go to www.EuroHash2011.com and click on [program].
   
Q There was some mention of playing on the canals of Amsterdam - assume it is a pre lube in the hope we all drown and food and drink does not need to be provided?
 NudeNuts: Clever! Indeed: if all drown who needs food and drink! Think of all the profit
when we cancel 300 beds, T-shirts etc! Thanks for the tip! I will puncture the boats by then!
Neptunus: Zzzz. Zzzz.(Sleep of the innocent).
   
Q Where are we staying (exactly)?
 NudeNuts: Does that matter?? There is beer! That`s what counts!Use Google Earth!
Neptunus:In a little place called Baarlo, in the warmer, South part of the Netherlands.10 km South off Venlo. Right in the middle of Eindhoven and Dusseldorf. Very small village but is has pubs and restaurants. Lots to do in and around this tourist place where the locals are still friendly and do like a good beer.
   
Q Yeah but I want to be entertained! I leave my brain at home when I go to a Hash Event!
 NudeNuts: Brain, brain? Hmm. The word sounds familiar. Has something to do with a bird, I believe.
Neptunus: I know how to `entertain` you in the days before H2011! We need a lot of hands to turn the Castle into a Hash Castle :-)!

   
Q That sounds better! What can I do, besides getting drunk, in the day(s) before EH2011?
 NudeNuts: Brain, brain.. It’s on the tip of my tongue.
Neptunus: You can “register” as a volunteer on line!!
   
Q What does a volunteer has to do?
 NudeNuts: All we despise!
Neptunus: Go to www.toedsh3-admin.com/eurohash2011 and click on: I would like to help! Let me offer my services. There is a website with a lot of things you can do and the list is not even complete yet!
   
Q Are towels included?
 NudeNuts: Who cares as long as your roommate has a bedsheet!
Neptunus: Towels are provided for!
   
Q And what about bedsheets?
 NudeNuts: Who cares as long as your roommate has a clean towel you can use!
Neptunus: If you need sheets; sheets are available at the reception. Might cost 5 euro. We will try to convince the Lord of the Castle to hand them out for free.
   
Q I need crash space!
 NudeNuts: only if you are dickless and under 25! Contact me!
Neptunus: Sorry, crash spaces were already limited before EuroHash was invented
and now a lot of local Hashers are already at the EH venue on the Wednes- or Thursday night. So please do not ask The EuroHash Committee for crash space but
approach a hasher you know. If you don`t know any of the local Hashers, you will have to sleep on a bench in the park!
   
Q I want to transfer my rego. What is the procedure?
 NudeNuts: Are you stupid??? This is going to be the best EuroHash ever organized in 2011!!
Neptunus: FIRST STEP!: The seller goes to www.toedsh3-admin.com/eurohash2011 and clicks on REGO`s FOR SALE and fill out the form. Read what is said about EarlyBird Rego`s!! Do NOT change anything in your data! Do NOT fill in the buyers data! The buyer can NOT register because at the end he/she will get your place/rego number on the list!
   
Q How much are the extra nights?
 NudeNuts: Just 25 Euro per night!
Neptunus: It is 25 Euro per night per person! No breakfast!
   
Q I want to buy one of the rego`s for sale. Shall I register?
 NudeNuts: &%#%$*%#@!Aaggh!
Neptunus: No! Just follow the procedure for transferring. First contact the seller! Do NOT register!If you do register, in the end you will be twice on the list: once with the rego# from the seller and once with your new rego! You will be haunted for the money for the new registration!
   
Q I have a(grand)child(ren) and since most Hash events don`t support this I am afraid I`ll have to stay home.
 NudeNuts: Good choice!
Neptunus: EuroHash The Netherlands understand that kids are the future, even for The Hash! That`s the reason EH2011 has the best solution ever for bringing your kids.We have created a Junior Hash Paradise with a certicied Nanny on top! Special indoor areas with big screens for gaming/TV when raining, a kids dormitory and a special run for kids. This is a default or an option, your choice!See: KIDS on www.EuroHash2011.com
   
Q What about the prelube hash run in Antwerp on Friday May 27?
 Nude Nuts: Cancelled :-(.
Neptunus: Cancelled. Was too much.
   
Q Do I have to pay if I bring my baby?
 NudeNuts: One Euro for every diaper that weekend!
Neptunus: For once NudeNuts, shut up! Kids from 0 to 4 years of age can attend without payment. (Sleeping in an extra bed in your room).
Kids from 5 to 12 years of age will cost you 100,00 Euro a head. Everything included!

   



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